Are you at all familiar with Old Wumpard’s Uncut Bible? It’s the only bible with all the bits considered Too Hot For Sheep still left in. All your other bibles make changes to reflect the times and requirements of the ruling powers but only here can you find the missing chapters, the original verses, the words before they were modified for your indoctrination.
Some people just can’t get enough of Old Wumpard’s Uncensored Bible. We call these people Fundamentalist Lunatics and, ordinarily, we would like nothing better than to have nothing to do with Fundamentalist Lunatics. However, since switching my content management system to WordPress I’ve been able to write a few plugins […]
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I know what you’re thinking: surely to goodness there can’t possibly be more previously-hidden passages from the one-and-only, complete, uncut Old Wumpard’s Uncensored Bible, can there? There sure can! Are you kneeling comfortably? Then we’ll begin. Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged […]
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Comparing the various Bibles against the one true Bible – Old Wumpard’s Uncensored Bible – is an arduous task but that didn’t stop me and you can be certain it sure as hell won’t stop me now. Kneel down, grab yourself a glass of Communion Wine, and pray before the […]
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Congressmen stalk teenage boys! Countries threaten nuclear tests! Tottenham Hotspur players cheat to win games! Gunmen really have it in for schools! In these trying times – perhaps trying end-times – we need to take some time out and look to the good book for comfort. I’ve misplaced my copy […]
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Christianity is the religion for you if choice is high on your agenda! Don’t like the New International version of the Bible? Try the American Standard version! Trusty old King James Bible doesn’t fit in with your sheep-rustling lifestyle? Maybe Young’s Literal Translation is more up your alley! There are […]
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